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humor The Onion 2026-11-02

Rep. Stevens Threatens To Endorse Republicans Like It’s A Binge-Watching Marathon

Haley Stevens has decided that the best way to get her party in line is to play a political game of 'Oops, I backed a Republican' every hour on the hour. It’s like a hostage situation, but instead of demanding money, she's holding her own party's integrity for ransom while counting down the seconds.

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