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humor The Onion 2026-11-02

Milwaukee Brewers Finally Win, Ensuring Total Bewilderment Among Fans and Funeral Directors

The Brewers finally secured a title, proving that even a broken clock wins a trophy if you wait 57 years and lower your standards enough. Local citizens are celebrating, mostly by realizing how many of their peers didn't survive long enough to see the miracle.

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