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humor De Speld 2026-11-02

Geert’s Revolutionary Skincare Secret: Just Scratch Until You Bleed

Forget expensive serums and moisturizer; 51-year-old Geert has perfected a revolutionary routine of aggressive scratching for optimal exfoliation. He dismisses chemical products as mere itchy traps, preferring to treat dry skin by simply digging his fingernails in deeper.

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