Some ambitious cyber-bandit tried executing a slick smart-contract exploit, only to watch a ruthless MEV bot named 'Yoink' pay a massive priority fee to steal the loot right out from under them. Out here in Baja, we have a hard enough time getting the CFE to keep the lights on for three straight hours, let alone caring about automated on-chain highway robbery. Truly, there is no honor among thieves—just superior gas optimization and absolute gringo behavioral pathology.