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humor The Daily Mash 2026-11-02

Local Man Found Guilty of Having a Social Life on a Tuesday

Martin Bishop is terrorizing his coworkers by refusing to spend his weeknights in a catatonic state of shame and fast food. Truly, there is no greater social faux pas than having the audacity to be energetic after a nine-to-five shift.

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