Bolivia has officially declared a national state of emergency in anticipation of catastrophic super El Niño weather patterns. Baja expats responded to the looming global climate catastrophe by hastily ordering extra margarita mix and adjusting their palapas. Since the impending meteorological apocalypse promises to deliver epic south swells straight to the Baja peninsula, the local gringo community voted unanimously to officially rebrand the emergency as a 'good season.'