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humor The Hard Times 2026-11-02

Why Are Bananas So Cheap? Definitely Not Because of That Local 'Security' Team

Bananas are suspiciously affordable, and a friendly, heavily-armed 'security expert' insists their supply chain is built on pure kindness and absolutely nothing else. I’ve seen some shady business in Todos Santos, but even I wouldn’t try to sell fruit with that many automatic rifles in the background.

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