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2026-11-02
Local AI Insights: Scientists Engineer Psychedelic Plant; Pescadero Juice Bar Already Microdosing the Smoothie Menu
Following a breakthrough in synthetic botany, a hipster juice shack in Pescadero has integrated engineered hallucinogens into its morning wheatgrass shots. Regulars report achieving higher states of consciousness while waiting 45 minutes for a lukewarm avocado toast.