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2026-11-02
OXXO Unveils 'Oxxo Prime' Membership Plan Featuring Exclusive Access to the Only Working ATM in Town
In a bold move to streamline digital feudalism, the local OXXO has dedicated its sole functioning ice freezer lane to Prime Members only. Expats hoping to buy an iced coffee and pay their electric bill are advised to bring a QR code and a prayer.