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De Speld
2026-11-01
Couple achieves ultimate relationship goals by sharing matching antidepressants
Ilse and Bart fought hard against becoming a stereotypical boring couple, but surrendered to the allure of synchronized mental health. They’ve rebranded their medicated co-dependency as a 'Citalopram-pair,' proving that true love is just matching chemical imbalances and sensible cycling shorts.