The International Monetary Fund has issued an urgent global financial stability warning over escalating Middle East conflict, highlighted by the UAE officially announcing its exit from OPEC. Meanwhile, down in Baja, a collection of retired tech bros and transient surfers are deeply concerned with whether their hammock has enough shade. Your retirement portfolio might be vaporizing into dust, but the real crisis in Todos Santos is that the local artisanal bakery ran out of sourdough.