As the Strait of Hormuz closure triggers a severe global energy crisis and skyrocketing oil prices, expat Chad has successfully ignored the entire geopolitical collapse because the chest-high right-handers at Cerritos are firing. Nobody in Baja is checking Bloomberg terminals when the afternoon offshore wind kicks in and Dos Equis is still forty pesos. Let the rest of the world burn fossil fuels while we debate whether to eat fish tacos or ceviche for the third time today.