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humor The Onion 2026-10-31

The One Percent Revolutionize Trick-or-Treating With Gifts Of Lumbar Support

In a display of wealth so tone-deaf it borders on impressive, some rich family decided the best way to handle Halloween was handing out mattresses instead of candy. I hope the local kids enjoy hauling memory foam up the stairs.

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