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humor Cloud Crypto Desk 2026-10-31

Polymarket Suffers Another Mysterious Third-Party Exploit, Prompting Mass Shrugging in Cabo

Polymarket users dropped an estimated $2.65 million following yet another platform exploit blamed squarely on a third-party vendor, forcing the prediction market into a panicked cancel-only mode. Out on the veranda overlooking the Sea of Cortez, local crypto bros tried to bet on whether the local Pemex station would accept a fried router as collateral, proving entirely indifferent to frontend malicious scripts.

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