In what is being heralded as the largest crypto heist in history, Binance got brutally relieved of roughly $6.3 billion after a security breach compromised hot wallets. Down here in Baja California Sur, the power grid blinked out for the fourth time this week, the local taco stand ran out of carne asada, and not a single gringo expat cared about the multi-billion-dollar exploit because the south swell is firing at Zippers and nobody remembers their cold storage seed phrase anyway.