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Global Shipping Lanes Face Energy Chaos While Baja Surf Stays Perfect

Global financial markets reacted nervously as geopolitical tensions continued to disrupt maritime energy shipping lanes, prompting major central banks to warn of prolonged energy supply shocks. Meanwhile, down in Baja California Sur, the biggest crisis is that the Pacific swell is slightly closing out at Cerritos. Expat retirees sipping Tecates on shaded patios agreed that rising shipping costs are deeply tragic, right up until the point the afternoon offshore breeze cleans up the lineup.

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