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Global Markets Tremble as Federal Reserve Holds Rates Steady, But Cerritos Surf is Firing

While international financial institutions panic over energy price volatility and maritime supply shocks, local surfers in Todos Santos have unanimously agreed to ignore global economics entirely. Nobody in Pescadero cares about inflation targets as long as the Pacifico is cold and the road remains dusty.

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