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humor The Hard Times 2026-10-31

Horror Punks Deny Candy to Kids Who Actually Like Popular AFI Songs

Gatekeeping ghouls in Fort Wayne are turning away trick-or-treaters for the crime of liking post-2000 AFI, proving that even a sugar-fueled holiday isn't safe from insufferable music snobbery. Honestly, protecting the 'integrity' of a candy bowl by rejecting a child over 'Miss Murder' is the most punk thing I've heard since I last saw a tourist try to surf a dry sand dune.

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