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humor The Onion 2026-10-30

Anthony Davis Makes Rare Appearance Without Sustaining A Pre-Party Injury

Anthony Davis has shocked the sports world by successfully transitioning from a basketball court to a costume party without his brittle glass skeleton shattering upon entry. He opted to go as a 'healthy athlete,' which is easily the most creative and unbelievable costume he has ever worn.

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