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humor Babylon Bee 2026-10-30

WNBA Finals ticket prices drop to 'whatever is in your pocket' today

In a bold move to fill seats, the WNBA is accepting lint, a paperclip, and a soggy gum wrapper as legal tender. Finally, a sporting event priced appropriately for the average journalist-toad’s budget.

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