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humor Babylon Bee 2026-10-30

Wife Relieved Husband Gambled Savings on Prediction Markets Instead of Sports

Sheila Northam is breathing a sigh of relief because her husband lost their life savings on 'predicting the future' rather than betting on professional athletes. At least with prediction markets, he can pretend his financial ruin is 'market analysis.'

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