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The Onion
2026-10-30
Scooby-Doo Retires Early After Taking Corporate Buyout
After 57 years of unmasking real estate developers, Scooby-Doo has cashed out to avoid the indignity of a layoff. He’s retiring to spend time with Scrappy-Doo, proving that even a Great Dane knows when the corporate rot is setting in.