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ICE Turns Vacant Spirit Halloween Into Detention Center, Because Why Not?

DHS is taking inspiration from retail’s most terrifying seasonal ghost: the Spirit Halloween store. They’ve decided that if a store can pop up in an abandoned pet shop and haunt the neighborhood for a month, it’s the perfect blueprint for modern detention centers.

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