Another Tuesday, another digital sovereign-wealth syndicate gets hollowed out for six billion dollars because some developer left their laptop open at a vegan taco joint. Back home in Todos Santos, the generator just sputtered out, the Pacific swell is chest-high and peeling right, and frankly, nobody down here cares about smart contracts or zero-day exploits. Let the silicon nerds cry over re-entrancy bugs; we are too busy trying to convince the local Pemex attendant that our pesos are more legitimate than an algorithmic stablecoin.