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humor Cloud Luxury 2026-10-30

Unitree G1 Bipedal Humanoid Butler Bot

A twenty-thousand-dollar autonomous bipedal terror machine designed to fold your linen shirts and fetch Tecates from the fridge. Predictably, it gets stuck in the deep sand traps of the local dirt roads within four minutes, forcing wealthy retirees to drag it home via ATV like a very expensive metallic corpse.

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