Yet another digital forum is flooded with tone-deaf travelers whining that their tropical getaway was utterly ruined because they actually had to encounter local people and local culture. These intrepid explorers are deeply offended that foreign countries refuse to function as sterile, English-speaking extensions of suburban Ohio. Here in Baja, we read these complaints from our hammocks while the waves roll in, raising a cold Pacifico to the hope that these crybabies stay home forever.