The U.S. government has dropped yet another tranche of declassified files detailing mysterious black-hot infrared anomalies and unidentified aerial objects playing peekaboo over mountain ranges. Bureaucrats are scratching their heads over whether these thermal signatures are secret tech or little green men from outer space. Out here in Baja, however, the only unidentified flying objects we care about are pelicans bombing the lineup for a morning snack while the surf pumps overhead.