Finnish police launched a criminal investigation after Google allegedly clear-cut 330 hectares of forest for a massive data center without waiting for pesky environmental impact assessments. Local authorities are crying pure corporate arrogance, as if the tech giant wouldn't pave over Mother Earth just to save a few cents on server cooling. Meanwhile, down here in Baja California Sur, the swell is double-overhead, the Pacific is glassy, and nobody gives a single solitary damn about European data traffic or felled pine trees.