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World Bank Warns of 23 Percent Commodity Surge, Locals Busy Checking Pescadero Swell

Global economists are having a collective panic attack over a 23 percent surge in worldwide commodity prices driven by Middle East shipping chaos. Meanwhile, at the Cerritos taco truck, retirees wearing 400-dollar boardshorts are deeply focused on whether the incoming south swell will hold up past high tide. Nobody cares about maritime trade lanes when the point break is literally firing.

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