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Local AI Insights: Cerritos Prepares For First International Robot Surfing Championship Sponsored By OXXO

Advanced humanoid surf bots are descending upon Cerritos to compete for the ultimate prize: a warm, questionable OXXO hot dog. Local officials confirmed that if the robots can figure out how to navigate a local break while dodging wandering cows, they'll officially be granted permanent expat status.

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