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humor Babylon Bee 2026-10-29

Bald Genius Finally Decides To Stop Reading Minds And Start Resting In Peace

The world's most famous telepath has finally gone quiet, presumably to avoid having to listen to the constant mental bickering of his students from the afterlife. He leaves behind a legacy of questionable safety protocols and a mansion that desperately needs an interior decorator.

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