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humor The Hard Times 2026-10-29

Sir Patrick Stewart Haunts Nerds as Jedi Ghost Because Chaos is Eternal

Captain Picard has ascended to the ethereal plane, but only to mix up his fandoms and troll Trekkies by quoting Star Wars. It's the ultimate cosmic middle finger to anyone who takes canon way too seriously.

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