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humor Babylon Bee 2026-10-29

Minnesota Voters So Eager They're Casting Ballots For Their Great-Grandparents

Minnesota is really pushing the limits of democracy by achieving a 130% voter turnout, which is honestly just impressive performance art in the field of counting ghosts and distant cousins. Clearly, the state is taking the phrase 'every vote counts' as a personal challenge to include every living soul, plus a few from the afterlife.

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