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humor The Onion 2026-10-29

Pope Bans Holy War, Civilians Relieved to Use Mundane Excuses for Violence Instead

The Pope has officially declared war unholy, prompting a collective shrug from a world that has never really let a little thing like religion get in the way of a good brawl. Rest assured, humanity is perfectly capable of killing each other over parking spots and tax codes.

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