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El Deforma
2026-10-29
Cristiano Ronaldo Wins B.O.A.T. and Probably Ruins Dinner in Argentina
Fans paid a euro to declare CR7 the greatest, ensuring enough salt in Patagonia to preserve every steak in the country for the next decade. Apparently, being the 'Greatest of All Time' is easier when you're voted by people with a spare coin and an internet connection.