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De Speld
2026-10-29
Political Party Offers Budget Support if Prime Minister Chooses 'Straight' Lifestyle
In a display of logic that would make a desert toad weep, the SGP promises to back the tax plan if the PM simply quits his 'homosexual excesses.' Apparently, godliness is now a prerequisite for fiscal policy, and they've even offered to help him get back on the 'right path' for his own good.