A comprehensive analysis of millions of Solana tokens reveals that most memecoins show rug pull characteristics within sixty minutes of launch. Frankly, down on the beach in Baja, we are more shocked to find a fresh lime that isn't dried out than we are to learn that a cartoon frog token created by a teenager in a basement vanished with everyone's lunch money. The local pelicans have more sustainable tokenomics than half the stuff coming out of PumpFun, and at least they actually deliver on fish.