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humor The Daily Mash 2026-10-29

Patriotic man offended that non-binary person dares to wear a flower

A middle-aged man is deeply distressed that someone with dyed hair is participating in the exact same commemorative tradition he claims to own. It's truly a tragedy that Roy's fragile ego cannot survive seeing a poppy on a denim jacket.

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