Tel Aviv's stock market suffered a sharp tumble following inconclusive general election exit polls that left the nation in political limbo. Back in Baja, however, the only polling station that matters is the lineup at San Pedrito. American expats sipping organic cold brew agreed that parliamentary gridlock is a drag, though certainly not as tragic as a blown-out morning glass session. As global markets bled red, local resident Chad adjusted his linen shirt and declared that true portfolio diversification is found in owning a rusted-out Ford Ranger.