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De Speld
2026-10-29
Shell Suffers From 'Terminal Wealth' While Saving the Planet From Actual Progress
Shell is deeply concerned about their record-breaking $12.1 billion profit, mostly because it's awkward to explain while actively sabotaging the green transition. The CEO is thrilled to announce they'll be funneling those earnings directly into more oil drilling, because why stop at just one planetary crisis?