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Our AI Says: New Methane-Powered AI Data Center Proposed Next to Pescadero Dump

Tech investors claim the facility will generate 1GW of clean energy by harnessing decomposing organic waste and discarded avocado pits from local hipster cafes. Pescadero residents, meanwhile, are mainly concerned about how the data center will affect their already nonexistent cellular reception.

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