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humor The Hard Times 2026-10-29

Skrillex Revealed as Official Sleep Paralysis Demon for Millennial Grads

Science confirms that if you survived college in 2010, your nightly terrors are caused by Skrillex's aggressive hair and dubstep wubs. It’s comforting to know your haunting is just a shared cultural side effect of bad music.

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