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humor The Onion 2026-10-28

Stephen King’s Bibliography Finally Rated by Someone Who Clearly Sniffed Too Much Glue

From the terrifying tale of a man with ten middle fingers to a 900-page saga about hot dog gluttony, King’s latest works are truly haunting. Finally, literature that understands that a sponge vampire is exactly what the horror genre was missing.

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