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The Daily Mash
2026-10-28
Chancellor Scraps Garlic Tax; Public Suggests Free Crisps and Abolishing Capitalism
After the government finally addressed the vital issue of garlic import taxes, the public weighed in with deep financial wisdom like 'draw pictures of Paddington' and 'please just make capitalism go away.' It's nice to see the taxpayers are as qualified to manage the budget as a toddler in a sandbox.