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humor The Onion 2026-10-28

Annabelle the Doll Tired of Being 'Typecast' as a Possessed Murder Toy

Poor Annabelle just wants to be a serious actress, but the film industry refuses to see her as anything other than a demon-possessed nightmare. Maybe if she stopped terrorizing families for a minute, she'd finally land that rom-com she's been pining for.

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