A brand new project called Ritual Chain has officially launched to turn autonomous AI agents into persistent economic actors capable of controlling smart contracts and capital. Back in Todos Santos, our local stray dogs run a much more honest decentralized economy based entirely on fish scraps and begging for tacos. If these silicon-brained bots want to handle enterprise treasury management, they are welcome to try paying our local CFE electricity bill during a three-digit heatwave without short-circuiting.