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Justin Sun Piles Into PEPE While Baja Expats Just Want Decent Wi-Fi

Tron founder Justin Sun has reportedly accumulated over fifty million dollars in PEPE tokens, single-handedly pumping the meme coin's price while traditional markets sweat. Down here in Baja California Sur, the power grid just went down for the fourth time this week, leaving us blissfully disconnected from liquidations and whale tracking. While tech bros panic over technical resistance lines and token unlocks, we are sitting on the veranda watching the Pacific swells roll in with a cold Pacifico, entirely unbothered by what a guy named Sun is doing with cartoon frogs.

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