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2026-10-28
Charged Obsidian Chicken Bone: Direct Line to Your Past-Life Trauma
For just $180 on Etsy, this metaphysical mineral chunk realigns your chakras while aggressively draining your trust fund. Pescadero remote-workers line up to clutch it during Zoom calls to prove their corporate burnout is actually a sacred shamanic awakening.