The Pentagon has declassified yet another batch of files featuring military officers spotting a mysterious, 15-foot matte black triangle zipping silently at 1,800 mph. Some analysts claim the grainy graphics look like clumsy clip-art pasted over canyon landscapes. Frankly, if little green men are visiting Earth, they are wasting their time spying on government test sites when they could be catching overhead peelers at San Pedrito. The surf is firing, and even extraterrestrials know better than to interrupt a good right-point break for American bureaucracy.