Denmark’s prime minister abruptly stepped down after an unexpected political earthquake shook Copenhagen to its core. Meanwhile, across the Sea of Cortez, retired insurance adjusters from Minneapolis stared blankly at their phones before immediately pivoting to more pressing local matters, such as the alarming twenty-peso hike on al pastor tacos. As global markets panic over renewed inflation and political instability, the true crisis in Baja remains whether the gringo surf quorum can secure enough shade under the palapa.